Plants you can't kill
✨ Seeking Their Forever Home ✨
Plants
✨ Adoption Spotlight
Clover began life on a kitchen windowsill beside three real plants—Fern, Basil, and a very dramatic Orchid. Within a month, the others had gone to “the compost beyond,” but Clover remained. Always cheerful. Always upright. Always… just fine.
Adopted by Taylor, who describes their plant-care skills as “criminally negligent,” Clover quickly became the household’s most reliable roommate. Taylor dusted them once, declared it a miracle, and started bringing home more felted friends.
Now Clover sits proudly on a home office desk, still green, still perfect, and still radiating judgment-free calm. Visitors often reach to touch the leaves and gasp, realizing it’s wool. Clover doesn’t mind. They just bask in the attention, confident in their immortal glory.
Status
Forever home, eternally thriving.
Mood
Calm, smug, unkillable.
Special Talent
Survives literally anything—including you.
🧸 About This Magical Companion
Meet the green-thumbed dream team: the Plants You Can’t Kill. Each tiny felted plant is a one-of-a-kind house companion, bringing life to your desk, windowsill, or bookshelf—without ever wilting, drooping, or demanding sunlight.
Every piece is hand-felted and potted with care, from fuzzy succulents to cheerful cacti. They’re the perfect low-maintenance roommates for anyone who loves the look of greenery but not the guilt of forgetting to water it.
💚 Adoption Fee
$10.00Includes adoption certificate
🏡 7 companions ready for their forever homes
Personality Traits
cheerfullow-maintenanceperpetually thrivingcomfortinglooking photogenic from every angleboosting the morale of real plants nearbypretending to grow overnightsilently judging succulents that can’t handle humiditynever dienever complaininstantly make any space cozierimprove your mood by 17% just by existing (unverifiedbut likely true)overachieving real plantsdirect sunlightrough handlingbeing called “fake”
🧠 Personality Traits
cheerfullow-maintenanceperpetually thrivingcomfortinglooking photogenic from every angleboosting the morale of real plants nearbypretending to grow overnightsilently judging succulents that can’t handle humiditynever dienever complaininstantly make any space cozierimprove your mood by 17% just by existing (unverifiedbut likely true)overachieving real plantsdirect sunlightrough handlingbeing called “fake”
Care Instructions
- No watering required (seriously, none)
- Occasional dusting or a soft brush keeps them fresh
- They love indirect compliments more than indirect light
- Rearrange them now and then—they enjoy a change of scenery
- Do not feed. They pretend to photosynthesize for attention.
💝 Care Instructions
- No watering required (seriously, none)
- Occasional dusting or a soft brush keeps them fresh
- They love indirect compliments more than indirect light
- Rearrange them now and then—they enjoy a change of scenery
- Do not feed. They pretend to photosynthesize for attention.
Adoption Spotlight
Clover began life on a kitchen windowsill beside three real plants—Fern, Basil, and a very dramatic Orchid. Within a month, the others had gone to “the compost beyond,” but Clover remained. Always cheerful. Always upright. Always… just fine.
Adopted by Taylor, who describes their plant-care skills as “criminally negligent,” Clover quickly became the household’s most reliable roommate. Taylor dusted them once, declared it a miracle, and started bringing home more felted friends.
Now Clover sits proudly on a home office desk, still green, still perfect, and still radiating judgment-free calm. Visitors often reach to touch the leaves and gasp, realizing it’s wool. Clover doesn’t mind. They just bask in the attention, confident in their immortal glory.
Status
Forever home, eternally thriving.
Mood
Calm, smug, unkillable.
Special Talent
Survives literally anything—including you.
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